And your walking down the street and you see a Garden gnome who’s telling ya how to get home (thank-you!) Your home looks like a piñata and you seem to weigh a ton!! Ya go inside and you see ten, no, twenty, no, thirty! Thirty camels on-a couch. And everything is fine….. ‘till your head explodes! Na na na na na! Na na na ne na. Na na na na na. till your head explodes! Na na na na na! Na na na ne na. Na na na na na ‘till your head explodes… And you’re in a cafe, where it serves unicorn soup day! Then the cafe morphs into a Roller coaster called the backpack pay! Somehow you are a bear/panda/cat/unicorn hacking a spaceship. And everything is fine….. ‘till your head explodes! Na na na na na! Na na na ne na. Na na na na na. till your head explodes! Na na na na na! Na na na ne na. Na na na na na And your walking down the street and you see a garden gnome who’s telling ya how to get home (thank-you!) then the cafe morphs into a Roller coaster called the backpack pay! And everything-is fine….. ‘Till your head explodes

I wanted a bagel, a bagel will do! I got one for me and I got one for you. Your's doesn't taste good, well that's too bad cause its diseased, that's not rad, rad, rad, rad I went to the bagel store. just to grab a few bagels. Turns out they were two weeks old, so they had a bit of mold. I wanted a bagel, a bagel will do! I got one for me and I got one for you. Your's doesn't taste good, well that's too bad cause its diseased, that's not rad, rad, rad, diseased! Now you got food poisoning. that sucks I guess, I've never had food poisoning so please don't ask me if it sucks to have food poisoning cause I don't know. Maybe you should drink some water, or just sleep for eleven years. I wanted a bagel, a bagel will do! I got one for me and I got one for you. Your's doesn't taste good, well that's too bad cause its diseased, that's not rad, diseased! Rad, diseased! So how was your sleep? Oh, you dreamt about clowns. Thats pretty cool, oh yeah, that's pretty cool. diseased! I wanted a bagel, a bagel will do! I got one for me and I got one for you. Your's doesn't taste good, well that's too bad cause its diseased, that's not rad, diseased! Rad, deceased.

Every. Saturday. Afternoon, I'm playing on my violin (uh-huh) tryin’ to keep myself from crying. I'm listening to what happened on the weekend. Gossip, Gossip its my weakness. I call a cab (it ain’t here) Call another cab (says it’s near) but i don’t see no ta-xi (No!) Maybe they forgot ‘bout me (Yes!) Trees growing in the garden (Yoo-hoo!).Only growin’ cause someone is farming. I'm ready to fight. I'm ready to fly I'm ready to fly I'm ready to fight. Because Every. Saturday. Afternoon, I'm playing on my violin (uh-huh) tryin’ to keep myself from crying. Horses are going clip-clop, while i'm on the beach wearing flip-flops. Superman gonna save the day! When he’s finished he’s a gotta pay, (what?) For all the building’s he’s about a break (ooh!) roll a die, roll a five (congratulations!) you just got yourself lucky. I'm ready to fight. I'm ready to fly I'm ready to fly I'm ready to fight. Be-because… E-e-every. Saturday. Afternoon, (woooo!) (wooooo!) (wooooo!) (wooooo!) Goodbye everybody! (Drop the mic, wooo!) Every. Saturday. Afternoon.

In the caverns below. There was a firefly, who taught himself to lie, couldn't tell a truth if he tried. No one knew the cost of the firefly after he died. But everyone knows, he died. In the caverns below….. ooooooooooo In the caverns below. There was a nice man, who ran and ran and ran until he heard the lions roar. No one knew the cost of the man after he survive But everyone knows, he survived. In the caverns below. In the caverns below.

Hey he he hey hey he he HEY he he he hey hey Hey he he hey hey he he HEY he he he hey hey I’m okay with what I’m doing, cleaning up after the students, well at least I get PAID (hey hey!) Just Hand over a broom, and I’ll, I’ll sweep the rooms! Because Because Because!! I'm a janitor Hey he he hey hey he he HEY he he he hey hey Hey he he hey hey he he HEY he he he hey hey. They clean for us, they clean the bus. He’s a janitor, she’s a janitor they're janitors Hey he he hey hey he he HEY he he he hey hey Wow! The mop, the broom, the vacuum, all tools for what I need to do. Teachers get thousands, I get hundreds, even though I clean the school I don’t get paid much Because because because! I'm a janitor Hey he he hey hey he he HEY he he he hey hey Hey he he hey hey he he HEY he he he hey hey. They clean for us, they clean the bus. He’s a janitor, she’s a janitor They're janitors Hey he he hey hey he he HEY he he he hey hey Wow!

Bad days are coming, you know it’s true, so when it’s an apocalyptic wasteland you know what to do The sun will set tomorrow! The sun will set tomorrow! the sun will set tomorrow! Welcome to the wastelands! The sun will set tomorrow! The sun will set tomorrow! Its an apocalypse, so everybody shut yo lips! Its an apocalypse, so everybody shut yo lips! The moon is crashing down! The moon is crashing down! The moon is crashing do-own! Welcome to the wastelands! The moon is crashing down! The moon is crashing down! Its an apocalypse, so-everybody shut yo lips! Its an apocalypse, so everybody shut yo lips! The sun will set tomorrow! The moon is crashing down! The sun will set tomorrow! Welcome to the wastelands! The moon will set tomorrow! The sun is crashing do-own! Welcome to the sun will set tomorrow! Its an apocalypse, so everybody shut yo lips! Its an apocalypse, so everybody shut yo lips! Welcome to the wastelands.

This is no Man’s ballad, you cannot sing this song. If this song was a monster, you could not kill it. It would kill you first. Don't know why i made this song, thank goodness i did not make it that long. Oh, wait i forgot, i made it, kind of long. So you, enjoy being cursed. I wanna say the song, is over now, but i'm sorry, that’s not how the song ends. This is no Man’s ballad, you cannot sing this song. If this song was a monster, you could not kill it. It would kill you first. If the song is on your phone, delete it now, before the plan, starts to go south. This is no Man’s ballad, you cannot sing this song. If this song was a monster, you could not kill it. It would kill you first. The song is almost over, be happy, before it destroys humanity. This song is very bad, not rad This is no Man’s ballad, you cannot sing this song. If this song was a monster, you could not kill it. It would kill you first. You got through the song, congratulations, now don't play it again This is no Man’s ballad, you cannot sing this song. If this song was a monster, you could not kill it. It would kill you first.

What can, what can I do? To make, to make you believe in me What can, what can I do? To make, to make you believe in me I wish you could see that this is not all about me. I want to do this whether you like it or not What can, what can I do? To make, to make you believe in me Im, Im so very happy! Why aren't you? Please, please tell me What can, what can I do? To make, to make you believe in me What can, what can I do? To make, to make you believe in me What can, what can I do? To make, to make you believe in me

Nobody calls me a somebody, but i'm a somebody pretending to be a nobody. I am a nobody in disguise, You can see it if you look into my eyes. I, I will be your friend. Will be friends until the end. But make sure you don't call me by my name. Ooohhh Mr. Nobody, Mr. Nobody. that's me, Ohh Mr. Nobody, Mr. Nobody that's me! Yes that’s my name, it may be kinda lame, but at least i'm a somebody, and not a nobody. But look at you, you're a somebody, be happy! I, I will be your friend. Will be friends until the end. But make sure you don't call me by my name… Ooohhh Mr. Nobody, Mr. Nobody. that's me, Ohh Mr. Nobody, Mr. Nobody that's me! Dial 1234, i’ll be there Dial 1234, i’ll be there Dial 1234, i’ll be there Dial 1234, i’ll be there Dial 1234, i’ll be there! Ooohhh Mr. Nobody, Mr. Nobody. that's me, Ohh Mr. Nobody, Mr. Nobody that's me!

Welcome to the wild! I'm-a singing for the mild! Cause they appreciate comedy, And-are introverted people like me. Welcome to the wild! I'm-a singing for the mild! Cause they appreciate comedy, And-are introverted people like me Living my best life, like no one else. My world is kinda crazy, feel like i'm gonna melt, just like you do, every morning, while getting yo coffee to keep you energetic and happy! Wanna start a party!? cause i'm feelin’ happy. In the jungle there's a welcome mat that says Welcome to the wild! I'm-a singing for the mild! Cause they appreciate comedy, And-are introverted people like me. Welcome to the wild! I'm-a singing for the mild! Cause they appreciate comedy, And-are introverted people like me. Everybody stay calm, i’ve already defused the bomb! Guess what!?!? I'm living for a bright future!! I don't need any help cause i've got a suitcase of money. Have a nice trip to Chicago, But i’ll stay here. Eating cinnamon rolls I have a dog! it can jump over logs! In the jungle there's a welcome mat that says. Welcome to the wild! I'm-a singing for the mild! Cause they appreciate comedy, And-are introverted people like me Welcome to the wild! I'm-a singing for the mild! Cause they appreciate comedy, And-are introverted people like me Welcome to the wild! I'm-a singing for the mild! Cause they appreciate comedy, And-are introverted people like me YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH!!!!!

This my second song, my edgy song, And MCR and twenty one pilots won’t stand a chance! Because this song makes edgy teenagers dance Im gonna be a goth guy, talking 'bout how I die and everything's gonna go wrong so this is gonna be my edgy song! now i'm supposed to swear but I don't care! Cause you can have yo’ Sk8er boi but i'm-a play with my toys. The Edginess of this song will blow your socks off! Im gonna be a goth guy, talking 'bout how I die and everything's gonna go wrong so this is gonna be my edgy song! And now, at this point of the song I'm supposed to say something edgy, but I don't care! Im gonna be a goth guy, talking 'bout how I die and everything's gonna go wrong so this is gonna be my edgy song! Im gonna be a goth guy, talking 'bout how I die and everything's gonna go wrong so this is gonna be my edgy song! Slow, somber music. Wow, so eerie Slow, somber music. That’s what leers me. Slow, somber music. Wow, so eerie Slow, somber music. That’s what leers me. NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA! (Shoot thats copyright, oh well.)

I be living the small life, with the small talk. OOOOOooooooh I be working hard all day, with good pay oooooOOOOOOh I’ve never been sad, and i’ve never been healthy Ooo-hooo-hoo-hoo-hoo OOOOOooooooh I be up-down and out of sight (yeah-hoo!) I wanna go home without a fight. Everybody’s heads are gonna turn sideways (sideways) Feel like i'm in heaven, 24/7 OOOOOooooooh I'm In a big rush, like I can’t trust ooooooOOOOOh Wanna win another, just like brother Ooo-hooo-hoo-hoo-hoo OOOOOooooooh I be up-down and out of sight (yeah-hoo!) I wanna go home without a fight. Everybody’s heads are gonna turn sideways (sideways) I live for a life. Don’t wanna know the truth I live for a life. Don’t wanna know the truth Everybody’s heads are gonna turn sideways (sideWAYSSSSSS!!) sideways

We grab our fishing rods and go aboard the ship, put them in the water and we get some nice fish. We work all day and sleep all night, some fish put up a fight, We’ll never quit because We are fishermen Sailing Across the ocean is such a delight, I bet we’ll find 500 fish before the end of the night. We work all day and sleep all night, some fish put up a fight, We'll never quit because We Are Fishermen We are fishermen We work all day and sleep all night, some fish put up a fight, Will never quit because We Are Fishermen! We are fishermen